Jordan Blake
Austin, Texas
8/10/2026
Food Truck HitsSpacious Patio
Came for one pint, stayed for three. The IPA board is stacked and the crowd stayed easygoing.
Verified Independent MicrobreweryMicrobrewery
VonSeitz TheoreticAles
175 Hurricane Ridge Rd, Smithville, Tennessee, 37166
Dog FriendlyOutdoor Seating / Fire PitsFood Trucks / Full KitchenFamily / Kid FriendlyLive Music & EventsGamesNA / Wine / CiderWiFiSports TVs / Game DayWheelchair Accessible
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Quick Vibe & Venue Facts
- Independent Status
- Verified Independent Microbrewery
- Pet Policy
- Dogs Welcome (Indoors)
- Food Options
- Daily Rotating Food Trucks & BYOF Friendly
- Family Policy
- All Ages / Kid Friendly until 8 PM
- Parking & Transit
- Transit-friendly location with nearby street parking.
On tap
What’s on tap right now
6 pouring
| Beer | Style | ABV | Notes | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Patio Tart Kettle sour with raspberry and a bright snap. | Sour | 5.2% | Kettle sour with raspberry and a bright snap. | On Tap |
| Wheatfield Banana-clove whisper with a cloudy, easy pour. | Wheat | 5.3% | Banana-clove whisper with a cloudy, easy pour. | On Tap |
| Yard Work Snappy noble hops, cracker malt, built for patio pints. | Pilsner | 5.0% | Snappy noble hops, cracker malt, built for patio pints. | On Tap |
| River Porter Toffee, cocoa nibs, and a gentle roast. | Porter | 5.6% | Toffee, cocoa nibs, and a gentle roast. | On Tap |
| Zero Gravity Hop-forward and sessionable without the buzz. | NA IPA | 0.6% | Hop-forward and sessionable without the buzz. | Kicked / Sold Out |
| Westbound Pine, grapefruit peel, and a crisp dry finish. | West Coast IPA | 7.2% | Pine, grapefruit peel, and a crisp dry finish. | On Tap |
| Night Watch Roasted coffee, dark chocolate, and a silky body. | Stout | 6.5% | Roasted coffee, dark chocolate, and a silky body. | On Tap |
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Casey Nguyen
Portland, Oregon
8/5/2026
Cozy TaproomLive Acoustic Music
Perfect Saturday stop. Dogs on the patio, a food truck in the lot, and enough seating for the whole group.
Morgan Ellis
Chicago, Illinois
7/31/2026
Great IPA SelectionDog Heaven
Cozy taproom with a surprisingly deep lager list. Would crawl here again in a heartbeat.
Riley Hart
San Diego, California
7/26/2026
Spacious PatioPerfect for Groups
Live music was just loud enough. Grabbed a table, ordered a flight, and lost track of time.
VonSeitz TheoreticAles FAQs
Is VonSeitz TheoreticAles dog friendly?
Yes. VonSeitz TheoreticAles is dog friendly in Smithville in the taproom.
Does VonSeitz TheoreticAles serve food or host food trucks?
Yes. VonSeitz TheoreticAles hosts rotating food trucks and is generally BYOF friendly.
Can I host a private event or group crawl at VonSeitz TheoreticAles?
VonSeitz TheoreticAles can often host small group crawls. Contact the taproom directly, or claim the listing on Taprooms Near Me to publish event capacity.
Does VonSeitz TheoreticAles have outdoor patio seating?
VonSeitz TheoreticAles does not currently list a patio. Check the profile map and hours before planning an outdoor hang.